Amateur Porn More and More Like Studio Porn

Bear with me, this is a bit of a rant…

I’m a big fan of the online amateur porn stuff. The sex always seems to be hotter and the guys seem to be more excited about having sex. Studio porn is often so over-directed that it amounts to nothing more than pornbots going through the motions, showing no emotion or interest in what they’re doing.

I have a lot of people ask me if I like the amateur porn thing because of the supposedly “straight” orientation of the guys on screen. At first, yes. Four or five years ago, I was totally into the idea that Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher attracted straight college guys and paid them enough money to suck another guy off, or even fuck another dude. It wasn’t long before that whole fantasy came crumbling down around me.

I remember it well: I had seen Mason Wyler fuck Logan on Corbin Fisher. His reaction afterward was priceless — like a kid in a candy store. I really believed that he’d just had his dick up another dude’s butt for the first time. A few videos later, Mason was getting pounded by Cade and really seemed to be losing his mind by having his anal cherry be popped. In the following video Mason was deep throating a very large cock. Um… Wait, I’ve been gay for years and can barely do that! You mean to tell me this kid was a month into gay sex and was swallowing sword? A few weeks later Mason’s first studio film was promoted. And, he’d apparently filmed it before his Corbin FIsher performances. Come to find out, Mason had been a homo for years in Texas and even had a “husband.”

Now, I’m not naive and I wasn’t devastated or anything. But that sequence of events changed my interest in amateur porn by killing the “straight” fantasy. Instead of being into the “gay-for-pay” thing, I was suddenly far more interested in seeing non-studio porn stars have hot(ter) sex on the internet. In fact, the guys that really seemed like they were most likely gay in real life were the most fun to watch. Stands to reason then, that I really started to like CollegeDudes247 whose porn studletts were not operating under the straight guise.

But, one online amateur site seems to be pushing the boundaries between amateur and studio. You all know who I’m talking about: Randy Blue. WTF? Randy’s feature length porn movies A Taste of Blue and Alley Cats were absolutely no different from studio porn. Sure, the sex was a tad bit hotter. But the failed attempts at delivering poorly scripted dialogue sure reeks of studio porn, if you ask me!

And now, Randy Blue’s studio theatrics seem to be seeping into his regular, weekly videos too. Mostly I’m willing to forgive the “dialogue” when it’s Xander Scott or someone else adorable trying to act. (Xander isn’t half bad at acting, and maybe my crush on him means I’m more forgiving.) But last week’s video of Reese Rideout fucking Dustin River barely differs from standard studio porn.

The premise is that one of Reese’s “fans” sneaks into Reese’s house. There’s a bunch of poor dialogue, including “Well, now that you’re here, I guess I could give you more than an autograph.” Seriously?! Gag me with a rusty dildo. Puhlease!

And btw, when did Reese start using cliched dirty talk? “Suck that cock you dirty boy.” I can just imagine the Randy Blue director feeding Reese that line from off camera. That’s exactly the opposite of what I expect to find in my amateur porn. I want amateur porn to be two hot guys (preferably college hotties) getting it on with little to no direction/editing. Randy Blue is light years past that stage. Corbin Fisher is approaching the same. Sean Cody still has its little nuggets of pure amateur goodness. Chaosmen has deteriorated past the point of me caring anymore. Mike Hancock barely exists anymore (and even its hay day was known for overly scripted scenes too).

Alas, I’m still pulled back to the appeal of CollegeDudes247. I love their Outtakes stuff where we see how horny these guys are for each other off the official camera. I think that’s what keeps Sean Cody a bit more “amateur” for me too — the Behind the Scenes stuff that usually totally rocks!

Maybe I’m being too critical of Randy Blue. I just don’t want his site to set the bar and have the rest of the amateur sites head in the more produced, more scripted direction. Because then, what would be the difference between studio DVDs and online amateur stuff? Almost, nothing.

For hot pics of Reese Rideout fucking Dustin Rivers, keep reading the post.

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Brent Everett Interview

For those of you who like hot, cocky Canadian pron stars, check out Jason Sechrest’s interview of Brent Everett.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

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Cock Shots du jour - Big Cock

My favorite topic: big cock. The world needs more big cock. Or rather, I need more big cock. I’m tired of these guys on Manhunt who claim 8 inches. Then when they show up, their cocks are inevitably shorter than mine. (I’m a respectable and honest 7.5 inches, thank you very much.) So, how the hell are these guys measuring their cocks to get this magic 8 number? Are they measuring from their asshole forward? In that case, maybe I should do the same and promote myself as 10 inches. Would it kill all y’all Manhunt whores out there to just be honest? If we meet up, I’m going to find out anyway!! And, I’m totally willing to sit on a 6-incher (if I have to). It’s all about setting appropriate expectations. Let’s keep it real guys. That’s all I’m saying…
(steps off soap box…)

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Summer is here and it’s time to head outdoors. If you’re having a little trouble motivating yourself to get off the couch and enjoy the outdoors, here’s some incentive:

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Damien Crosse and His Ex-BF Are Cute as Hell

Hey Damien, I noticed you’re going to be appearing in Vancouver with TJ Hawke tonight. Would you please stick it in his butt? And, take a picture if you can. Video would be even better! Thanks, we love you.

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Cock Shot du jour - Charles Dera

From Wikipedia:

Charles Dera (born December 21, 1978 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) is an American model, Chippendales dancer. He has appeared in many magazines and on television. He was part of the United States Marine Corps before becoming a fitness and nude model, and joining the Chippdendales as an erotic dancer. He has appeared on the cover of Playgirl magazine twice. Dera was chosen as the magazine’s Man of the Year in 2005. He has also appeared in in videos of Sharp Shooters Studios. He also appeared in several fitness magazines, exercise videos and has appeared on several television shows.

They don’t mention that he’s been in tons of straight porn. Click here for a bunch of pics of Charles Dera fucking chicks with his mammoth dick. And some other G-rated modeling shots here and here.

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Shane and Ty Outtakes at CollegeDudes247

Um, guys. You need to watch this video. It is one of the hottest pieces of amateur porn I’ve seen. I have always liked Shane (proof: here, here, and here). In this video, Shane and Ty take turns holding a camcorder while they suck each other’s cocks. Shane really impresses Ty by deep-throating Ty’s massive monster. Not only are these two studs hot but their also sex-craved sluts. I love watching Shane giggle and be so proud of himself that he’s blowing Ty’s dick and mind. Dude, seriously. Watch this one.

Head on over to CollegeDudes247 to check it out.

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Mason Wyler & Ryan Gosling - Clones?

I’m not sure which one should be offended? Ryan Gosling is a subpar actor and Mason Whiner Wyler is, well, a whiney little bottom bitch. Meh. As far as I can tell, they both have sandy blonde hair, blue eyes, and are white. That proves it! They must be the same person…

Click on over to The Sword for more “evidence” that Gosling/Wyler are the same person.

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Um, I know that this dude says his name is “Nicholas Ryan.” But isn’t that Reese Rideout from Randy Blue? I’d know that muscle bottom slut anywhere.

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