Where’s Nick?

As I was logging into Corbin Fisher the other day, I saw this banner pic. It made me think to myself: Why haven’t we seen Nick on Corbin Fisher lately?

February 14, 2008 | by Meat Lover | Tags: Corbin Fisher, Nick | | No Comments

Blake, Cody, and Derrek Fuck at Randy Blue

This video should be titled: The Return of Squeaky the Talking Bed. I don’t know about all you other porn fans, but I prefer to hear the sound of the boys’ flesh slapping against one another. Unfortunately that gets drowned out by the annoying bed. (Seriously Randy, get a quieter bed.)

Initially I thought it would be almost funny to watch these three hot bottoms taking turns trying to top each other. (My alternate title for this video was “Rub a Dub Dub, Three Bottoms in a Bed.”) It turns out it was kind of hot watch each bottom ride the other bottoms’ dicks.

Cody fucks Derrek pretty hard doggy style. Even the experienced Derrek has to pull away from Cody’s dick for a breather. Nice one, Cody.

Then Cody proves once again that he knows a thing or two about riding a dick. And he looks good doing it too. His hips and stomach move together in the most rhythmic way. (My guess is that Cody probably practices in front of the mirror at home.)

Next Blake bends over the bed and Derrek fucks him doggy style. Blake takes Derrek’s thick cock like a champ while slurping on Cody’s dick at the same time. And Blake’s ass is just so fucking perfect and round.

Finally, Cody and Blake shoot their loads all over Derrek’s mouth. Blake’s load erupts from his dick like a geyser. Then Derrek shoots a huge load all over his own chest. Impressive cumshots all around.

My one criticism (aside from Squeaky) is that the camera is out of focus through much of the video. What’s up with that? Lame.

Head on over to Randy Blue to check it out.

February 14, 2008 | by Meat Lover | Tags: Blake Riley, Cody Fallon, Derrek Diamond, Randy Blue | | No Comments

Harry Louis Fucks Jake Ryder at UK Naked Men

Writing a porn review is tough. The challenge begins when I sit down to write a post. I start up the video to take notes or grab screen shots. Often, it doesn’t take long before I’m rock hard and needing to give my dick some attention. So, the blog post often gets put on the back burner so that I can take care of other more pressing needs.

I started writing this post four different times. The video is so scorching hot that I got horny as hell each time and just wasn’t able to deny my dick some fun time. But finally, I got around to writing a review and grabbing some great screen shots. Here’s the review that was four huge loads in the making…!

The best thing about this video is that sexy motherfucker Harry. Holy hot damn! This guy makes me weak in the knees. Harry’s dick is thick and perfect (Jake’s dick isn’t too shabby either!). Watching the two guys kiss was fucking hot — incredibly intense and passionate.

The sex gets groovin with Jake straddling Harry. It gets intense when Harry starts slamming his dick up into Jake’s muscled ass. They switch positions a bunch of times, ending up in doggy style. Harry power fucks Jake’s ass so hard, I was sore just watching them. The noises of their hips pounding into each other turned on every time.

The camera gives us some nice underside shots of Harry long-dicking Jake’s hole. Then we get to the cumshots. Hot damn the cumshots! Harry sprays a huge load all over Jake’s face and chest. Then Jake gets up and kisses Harry some more, eventually jizzing all over Harry’s torso.

Lots of HOT screen caps after the jump…

(Oh, and Harry is wearing the most awesome watch. I want that watch.)

Head on over to UK Naked Men to check it out.

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February 6, 2008 | by Meat Lover | Tags: Harry Louis, Jake Ryder, UK Naked Men | | 1 Comment

Brent Diggs Fucks Cody Fallon at Randy Blue

Brent clearly doesn’t have much experience with guys (He says he’s “bisexual” and hasn’t actually fucked a guy before). The evidence suggests that he’s not an expert dick sucker, that’s for sure. Cody, on the other hand, knows how to swallow a dick. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Cody Fallon has plump, juicy cock-sucking lips.

Early on in the scene, the bed starts making these loud squeaky noises. I think the bed is actually noisier than the guys are. And oddly enough, the bed was more realistic in its sex sounds than either Cody or Brent were.

When Cody gets on top and is riding Brent’s dick, he’s clearly in familiar territory. Either Cody was once a cowboy, or he’s ridden a lot of dicks.

And what’s with the crazy facial expressions Cody makes?! Michael Jordan had to train himself not to stick his tongue out when playing basketball so he didn’t look like an idiot. I think Cody should consider doing the same. His facial expressions are just kind of over-the-top and lame looking. Most of the time it looks like he’s trying to say “Oh my god this feels so good.” Instead it turns out looking like “I’m so confused. Should i push or pull?”

Near the end of the scene, Brent really gets into fucking Cody doggy style. Brent hits his groove and pounds Cody’s ass. Unfortunately, it becomes near impossible to hear anything over the noisy bed. (Um, Randy: get a bed that doesn’t squeak so damned much.)

Right before the cum shots, the camera jostles and actually makes more noise than Squeaky the Talking Bed. And these weird sounds start emanating from Cody that resemble a high pitched grunt/squeal.

And then… Then the boys high five each other. Seriously? Yes, seriously. Ugh.

I had a hard time not laughing my way through this video despite the relative hotness of the two guys.

Head on over to Randy Blue to check it out.

February 6, 2008 | by Meat Lover | Tags: Brent Diggs, Cody Fallon, Randy Blue | | 1 Comment

Dakota Rivers Fucks James Hawk at Randy Blue

It’s implied that this is James’ first time bottoming (on screen at least). The thing that this video makes clear is that James has totally been fucked before. There’s this point in which James is bent over the edge of the bed and Dakota is fucking him doggy style. James pushes back onto Dakota’s big dick like a professional power-bottom. Um, that’s no amateur move my friends. That takes some practice.

And then, when James is riding Dakota, James says, “Oh god that cock feels so good.” Methinks James is a big ol’ bottom.

Dakota stars in some upcoming Falcon video. It’s clear that Falcon has worked its magic and turned Dakota into an emotionless pornbot (definition: see Erik Rhodes). Dakota doesn’t seem to be into fucking James at all. There’s not even any tongue when the guys kiss. LAME.

Oh, and Dakota: What’s up with the man-vadge t-shirt? I know Jonathan Rhys Myers does it. But that does not make it okay.

Head on over to Randy Blue to check it out.

February 6, 2008 | by Meat Lover | Tags: Dakota Rivers, James Hawk, Randy Blue | | No Comments

Trevor Fucks Travis at Corbin Fisher

OMG. Seriously, OMFG.

Travis is so fucking hot. During the pre-interview it’s clear he’s a little nervous but a little excited too. Trevor starts kissing Travis, and by the time his pants come off, Travis is rock hard. This boy is ready to get fucked!

As Travis lowers himself down onto Trevor’s massive cock, he grimaces a little bit. After he says, “it’s so BIG!” his facial expression then changes into more of a grin. Finally, he breaks out into a full-on smile. This hot young stud loves that dick up his ass.

They change positions into doggy style. Again, it takes Travis a little while to adjust to the monster invading his ass. But then he surprised me and Trevor by asking, “Can you go any deeper?” Holy hot damn! We’ve got an insatiable bottom boy on our hands.

Finally Trevor flips Travis on his back. Travis comes all over his stomach as Trevor slams his dick in deep. When they’re finished, Trevor rolls over to the side of Travis on the bed. Corbin asks Travis how it was. Travis stares at the ceiling, blinking in amazement as he gasps, “It was fucking amazing.” And it was.

Head on over to Corbin Fisher to check it out.

January 30, 2008 | by Meat Lover | Tags: Corbin Fisher, Travis, Trevor | | No Comments

Xander Fucks Blake at Randy Blue

You may have noticed, I’m a big Blake Riley fan. I was glad to see him return to Randy Blue to get his hole fucked by hottie Xander Scott. Sure, all the sex is hot, and Blake’s ass is beyond perfect. But I’m gonna skip through the recap and get right down to the funnies part of this video.

In the opening interview sequence Blake says that this is going to be Xander’s first piece of boy ass. As they continue to banter, Xander strikes facial poses Zoolander couldn’t hope to accomplish. The he opens his mouth. Ummm… Excuse me, but this boy is not straight. Why try to fool us into believing Xander (or Cody Fallon for that matter) is straight. He’s clearly a big gay homosexual. And that’s okay. In fact, the sex is more fun to watch because it’s clear he really digs having his dick up a boy’s ass.

Two more scenes give it away. There’s one point in the middle of the scene when Xander swings Blake’s around arriving in a new position without every pulling his dick out of Blake’s ass. Impressive work, to be sure. But also not the kind of skill a novice possesses. And finally, at the very end of the scene, the camera lingers a while on the two cum-drenched studs. Xander looks at the camera, gives his best toddle-loo wave and says “Biiiyyyyyeeee.” OMG. I don’t think I’ve ever sounded that gay. (Okay, maybe when I sing along to High School Musical…)

So what’s the deal? Why not just say they’re two hot, gay (or bi?) studs who like to fuck? It’s still just as visually amazing. Cody, Xander, etc: You’re gay and it’s okay.

Head on over to Randy Blue to check it out.

January 30, 2008 | by Meat Lover | Tags: Blake Riley, Randy Blue, Xander Scott | | No Comments

Owen Fucks Billy at Sean Cody

We pizza boys love Billy. And, we’re warming up to Owen too. We’re especially more fond of Owen after this video. He and Billy make out passionately and then get straight to the fucking. They work themselves into a crazy pose with Billy on his back on the floor and Owen straddling him, fucking down into his hole from above. Billy comes all over himself in the position. Very hot.

The bonus feature is freaking hilarious. Billy is gayer than gay, and we love him for it. They catch him staring at himself in the mirror between shoots. When questioned what he was up to he says, “Making sure I’m still pretty.” LOL, princess much?

And let us not forget to mention Owen bending over in the shower showing his muscled track runner’s ass and his tight virgin hole. Then the cameraman asks Owen if he plans on bottoming. Owen says “I don’t see why not.” When asked when he might give it a go, he says “I dunno, as soon as possible?” I’m definitely looking forward to that upcoming video from Sean Cody.

Head on over to Sean Cody to check it out.

January 30, 2008 | by Meat Lover | Tags: Billy, Owen, Sean Cody | | 1 Comment

Romeo Fucks Silas Bareback at Chaosmen

Wow. This scene is scorching hot. I didn’t watch either of these guys in their solo vids. But I sure am glad I watched the fuck video. Romeo is a hot gay top who gets all aggressive while topping straight guy Silas bareback. At the end of the video when Romeo cums, it’s like watching a SuperSoaker let loose with 4 or 5 huge jets. A very impressive load and a must see video.

Head on over to Chaosmen to check it out.

January 15, 2008 | by Meat Lover | Tags: Chaosmen, Romeo, Silas | | 1 Comment

Ace and Shane Flip Flop at CollegeDudes247

Ace and Shane are both really tall, lanky studs with big ol’ dicks. The scene opens with Ace slamming Shane into the wall in a passionate make-out session. Then Ace goes to work on Shane’s big dick. It’s clear Ace is a pro at swallowing cock. I especially liked watching Shane try to swallow all of Ace’s 9.5 inch monster. Shane chokes as he tries to deep throat Ace. I give Shane an A+ for effort.

Shane gets on all fours as Ace slides his jumbo sausage up Shane’s ass. It’s great to watch and listen to Shane’s very realistic moans and whimpers as he gets plowed. After some doggy style, an amazing thing happens: Ace pulls out and sits on Shane’s thick cock. Ace rides Shan’es dick like a seasoned bottom. After several minutes of slamming himself down on Shane’s dick, Ace shoots a huge load all over the place. Then Shane lets loose another one of his gushers. This boy should be employed to help put out small fires. Fucking hot.

And the best part? At the end, the boys kiss. I love CollegeDudes247.

Check it out over at CollegeDudes247.

January 14, 2008 | by Meat Lover | Tags: Ace, CollegeDudes247, Shane | | No Comments