Ivy League

Ivy League Box CoverSeriously? Did I seriously just waste 10 minutes of my life fast forwarding through this movie? It’s hard to admit it, but yes. Yes I did.

Migs and I watched Falcon’s newest example of meathead dialogue and by-the-books, mechanical, sex scenes. Is it too much to ask that the actors (and I use that word loosely) show a little interest in each other? And you know what, as boring as the sex scenes are, I’m going to just suggest that Falcon give up on the lame attempts at dialogue and plot.

The story involves three twinks who get the chance to join a secret society called the Ivy League. But first, they have to pass a few tests. I was *shocked to my core* when I found out that what that really meant was that the boys had to have sex with existing members of the society to show their dedication. Wow. What a novel plot line!
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October 13, 2007 | by Meat Lover | Tags: , , | | No Comments