Fleet Week

Fleet Week box coverAs with most Falcon videos, Fleet Week pretends to have a plot. I’m sure plot lines can be done well in porn. I just haven’t seen many well-developed plots, and especially not many from Falcon. Regardless, the steamy scenes in Fleet Week stand on their own. This is some of the hottest sex I’ve seen Falcon produce.

TJ Hawke graces the first scene with his gorgeous face and big, pouty lips. Everyone knows he has a nice dick, and that he fucks like a rabbit. But the best part of his scene is the lengthy rim-job he receives. (This is how I see it playing out: next up he’ll have a finger up his ass, then a toy, and finally, some big stud will pound his ass. At least that’s what I’m hoping for.) In Fleet Week, TJ fucks Colby Pierce like crazy, eventually fucking a load out of him. Then TJ cums all over Colby’s face. Hot hot hot.

Next, Tristan Jaxx goes into an adult movie theater and starts stroking his big, uncut cock. A cute twink comes in and sits down next to Tristan and offers him a hand. Blowjobs ensue. Then Josh Weston inexplicably appears out of nowhere. Tristan fucks the twink and the twin fucks Josh with a billy-club. At the end of the scene Tristan Jaxx fires “the shot heard round the world,” coating Josh Weston’s face with a huge load.

The next scene is with Barrett Long and two other hot studs (Jose Enrique and Dylan Saunders). Watching Barrett’s huge monster cock is always a pleasure, but this scene fades into the background, especially after the surprising hotness of the first two scenes.

The final scene has Erik Rhodes meeting up with his boyfriend from another ship. Oh wait, I almost forgot: I could give a fuck about the plot! It is pretty hot to watch the newly-slimmed-down Erik Rhodes straddle and ride Jude Collins’ big dick, though. I’ve always thought Erik makes a much better bottom than he does a top. Things get even sexier when Erik and Jude start to make out while they fuck. Eventually, Jude cums in Erik’s mouth and Erik slurps on the Jude’s sticky cock. Erik explodes onto his own chest. Then Jude feeds Erik’s jizz to him. Hot, but also a bit out of character for Falcon.

Overall, I’d give this a 3.5 out 5 pizza slices. Definitely an improvement over Falcon’s typical porn-bot flicks.

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April 17, 2008 | by Meat Lover | Tags: , , , , , , | | 1 Comment

Ivy League

Ivy League Box CoverSeriously? Did I seriously just waste 10 minutes of my life fast forwarding through this movie? It’s hard to admit it, but yes. Yes I did.

Migs and I watched Falcon’s newest example of meathead dialogue and by-the-books, mechanical, sex scenes. Is it too much to ask that the actors (and I use that word loosely) show a little interest in each other? And you know what, as boring as the sex scenes are, I’m going to just suggest that Falcon give up on the lame attempts at dialogue and plot.

The story involves three twinks who get the chance to join a secret society called the Ivy League. But first, they have to pass a few tests. I was *shocked to my core* when I found out that what that really meant was that the boys had to have sex with existing members of the society to show their dedication. Wow. What a novel plot line!
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October 13, 2007 | by Meat Lover | Tags: , , | | No Comments